Thursday, 13 April 2023

The Shadows of the White Isle

Eivissa, Semana Santa 2023. 

 

I suppose it could be argued that a visit to Ibiza was a bit of a “tick in a box” exercise for us. We had it surrounded, after all. Between us, we had enjoyed the east coast of Spain from Barcelona in the North, through Costa Brava resorts, our beloved Valencia of course, and South to the Costa Blanca.

 

To the north and east, beyond Ibiza, we have cherished memories of honey-hued Mallorca, and fantastic family holidays in the pretty sandy coves of Menorca1.

 

So, I guess there was some need to put that pin in the map, but let’s not reduce Ibiza to that. On this trip, we stayed in Ibiza town only (more properly known as Eivissa I suppose) and there was much to take in… ancient and modern, sweet and sour, delight and distaste. A genuinely thought-provoking and enriching experience.

 

All human life is here.

 

Following an uneventful flight, our taxi moved us easily through the newer part of Ibiza town, to our “no frills” accommodation2.

 

Rightly or wrongly, I had divided Eivissa into half a dozen parts in my head before, during and after after our visit. Apologies if this doesn’t sit well with those who know the place better than I, but here they are:

 

The newer part of town:
I quote this first, as it’s where our taxi first landed us. Lots of roadworks getting ready for a busy season. Both commercial and residential. The area of the town that sits broadly to the north and west of the older areas.

 

The Port:
On the southern side of the port, quite smart shops, bars and restaurants line the quayside along Carrer Andanes. A few expensive yachts have arrived, and sit gently in the corner of the port overlooked by the Pacha shop and Mango. The western side is an unedifying strip of the usual suspects in the art of fast food regurgitation, and ticket offices for the countless ferries that move endlessly back and forth to Formentera. On the north side there is a casino and smart apartments and hotels that back onto Playa Talamanca. There are superyachts and Louis Vuitton. The open-air club Lio was being rigged for the season.

 

The Old Town at sea level:

A mostly attractive3 network of streets among old apartment buildings, sitting at the foot of the enormous bastion walls of Dalt Vila. Many shops, bars and restaurants good and bad. Clean, pretty streets good for idle wandering, that link nicely to the Carrer Andanes area mentioned above.

 

Dalt Vila (the lower bit):
Accessible by a number of steep routes, we first climbed up via the steps at the end of Carrer del Comte de Rosselló, emerging out of the dark of the fortification into bright sunlight, around the corner into Carrer de la Santa Creu, past the attractive but turistic restaurants and upwards to Plaça del Sol for a first view of the town from above.

 

Dalt Vila (the higher bit):

Another climb up ancient streets, and home to the cathedral and the delightful, ancient streets around it. Home to magnificent views of the town and beyond, in almost all directions.

 

Playa Figuretes:

At the time of our visit (less so when the season gets into full swing, I suspect) a relatively peaceful beach and seafront area. Attractive hotels, apartments and cafés surround the bay, and we had breakfast and walked back to town via Passeig ses Pitiüses and Carrer de Ramon Muntaner along the cliff top, emerging eventually via a tunnel onto the road above Plaça de la Reina Sofia.

 

Our first evening was spent in a nice Italian restaurant in Plaça del Parc. It was here that a particular cultural feature of Eivissa began to emerge. For any town or city to have almost endless Italian restaurants is not unusual, of course. But here, where the owner greeted many diners as old friends in Italian, it was clear there there were many native Italian speakers. We found that this cultural influence spread across the town. Many generic menus featured Italian choices where this might not be the case in other parts of Spain. There was mortadella on your pinchos. There were piadina choices alongside tacos. Italian was widely spoken, and there were many Italian visitors who made the vital distinction between macchiato and cortado.

Without making a conscious choice, we regularly found ourselves in a friendly daytime tasca in Plaça de la Constitució. I was reminded of Plaça de l’Espart in Valencia, and the unchallenged people-watching hub of the known universe that is Café Sant Jaume.

Here, it was the same. A few stalls in the slightly odd market sold fresh produce, jewellery and the ubiquitous Ibiza salt. High trees gave dappled shade. A middle aged guy regularly cycled in, dressed in mini skirt, fishnets and high boots. A broad hat that might have been chosen from a 1970s boutique by Farrah Fawcett-Majors4 protected his delicate complexion. A small dog called Banana that belonged to the tattoo place in the corner bimbled around the square with the small dog that belonged to the dress shop owner next door, “seeing off” larger dogs that passed, in the way small dogs do. The dress shop owner steamed her stock garments ceaselessly, and we speculated on how creased they might have got since she last hung them up, 8 minutes ago. Deliveries and tourists and scooters, barking and laughing, the chink of cups and cutlery. “Hola, buenas!” on repeat.

 But it was here (although by no means confined to here) that it became obvious that Eivissa has a problem with homelessness, extreme poverty and begging. I’ll concede that the relatively small population of the town at this pre-season time of year might make the problem appear more acute, but that doesn’t make it less of a concern. Sadly, you soon get to recognise the people you will encounter repeatedly, as most will ask you directly for money.

 

There is a group of men in early middle age who simply move from person to person asking for money. Among the apparently genuine cases, one guy always appears cleanly and neatly dressed, often in sports gear or denim. He asks for money while carrying a can of coke, and often smoking a cigarette or even a cigar. This apparent contradiction is not lost on the café owners and servers around the area, who almost universally reject him from their terraces.

 

One guy (again cleanly and neatly dressed) who stations himself outside Pull & Bear on the main shopping street, approaches passers-by and asks for money "to get a coffee", muttering barely coherent abuse when this is not forthcoming. 

 

There are several fairly young women who were apparently homeless and penniless. They often appear frustrated with their situation, and I suppose this could be interpreted by some as being aggressive. What they really are is extremely vulnerable.

 

One such woman, dressed every day in a filthy woolen sweater and tracksuit trousers, obsessively and repeatedly pressed the button on the water fountain outside the vintage shop in Plaça de la Constitució one day. As she alternately filled a small water bottle and washed her hands, her trousers were suddenly around her ankles. There was a tragic moment when it was clear that her personal dignity had long since departed, and her life was no more than a feral process of survival. She didn’t care about her trousers or her exposure. Survival didn’t depend on that, right at that moment.

 

If I gave 1€ to every one of these people, every time I was asked, I would perhaps be 70€ light at the end of a week’s visit. I could do it, and it wouldn’t trigger a personal financial crisis for me. But it wouldn’t solve the problem either.

 

It’s clear that I don’t know the back-story of any of these people, and I’m ashamed to say that I don’t know enough about the Spanish welfare system to offer any further thoughts about the situation, other than what I have observed.

 

"Seeking out the poorer quarters, where the ragged people go

Looking for the places only they would know".

 Paul Simon, The Boxer.

 

I suppose it’s relevant to describe some of our wanderings in Dalt Vila, for reasons that will become clear. From our first modest climb up to Dalt Vila (the lower bit) we had identified what looked like some attractive bars and restaurants high up on the other side of the great stone ramp that leads up to the Portal de ses Taules.

 

Our exploration led us through unkempt streets to the area above these bars and restaurants, at the end of Carrer de sa Pedrera. We walked down another ramp towards the sea, past a more modern structure with clear signs of rough sleeping and uphill again to reach the cliff top, and to look down on a small rocky beach strewn with fly-tipped debris.

 

Turning back towards town, I think down Carrer Alt, there were half-hearted signs of attempted renovation, but generally the area was in a poor state. No doubt the difficulties in transporting building materials up here is an issue, and this may render the area unattractive to anyone with money to invest. What was clear by the state of the filthy streets and the crumbling properties, was that neglect had set in around these parts. Paul Simon's words came to mind.

 

Small dogs roamed, but there were few signs of life otherwise. It was easy to imagine that this might be where the homeless population might find shelter after another desperate day. As we had lunch on another day at the end of Carrer de Manuel Sorià5, we had some confirmation of this. From a snicket close to the fire-damaged Peixeteria, they would emerge one by one from the long-forsaken area above.

Reflectively, we descended through ever-cleaner, more inhabited streets, and eventually found ourselves back in the Plaça del Sol. Having returned to the north side of Dalt Vila, this is when we first saw that there was a large fire that appeared to be very close to the town west of the port.

 

2 helicopters buzzed around, dropping water collected from a nearby reservoir. The smoke billowed, subsided, billowed again, looking very close to an industrial area… until eventally it subsided and the panic appeared to be over.

 

It later emerged that this was a fire in a cane field perilously close to the E-10 main road and an industrial area. Now, forgive me for what I’m about to point out, as it won’t be helpful or clever, but... are cane fields next to industrial and residential areas, and main roads, in a hot dry climate a town planning triumph? Just asking.

 

For a little seaside time, we took the easy walk down to Playa Figuretes one bright morning6. Down the steps in the sunshine to the beach-front walkway, and a nice café table for breakfast. 2 servers scurried around without achieving very much, on a terrace that was by no means full. Service was beach-side slow, but we were in no hurry.

Then El Jefe appeared, and all became clear. This was the kind of proprietario who clearly believed very strongly that it was all about him, which would explain why he hadn’t taken the time to train his staff. But this was all OK, because he was here now.

 

Having burst through the café doors onto the terrace with a flourish, he clapped loudly and observed cleverly (by looking at the tables) that “you have your coffee, good. You have your croissant, you have your tea, everything is fine now”. ALL AT VOLUME 11. Missing the point entirely, of course, that if he’d trained his staff, he could have stayed in bed. Then we wouldn’t have needed to put up with the attention-seeking twat.

 

We paid the man and moved on, along the attractive Passeig ses Pitiüses, past nice-looking restaurants and hotels, and up the steps to Carrer de Ramon Muntaner. From here, we took a cliff top path with stunning views looking south, carried on to a path through trees, and eventually found our way back to Plaça de la Reina Sofia, dwarfed by the ramparts once again.

 

We considered (and dismissed) the idea of a short ferry trip to Formentera (maybe next time) and instead explored how the other half live in Marina Ibiza. The glitz was getting a polish in the pre-season sunshine, the designer shops and costly boats awaiting their fragrant clientelle for another party season. We had coffee and gazed across the water at Dalt Vila, and the catherdral perched on top.

 

We enjoyed the excellent food that Eivissa has to offer (with perhaps a little nod to the Italians) and we shopped a little, explored a little more. We heard and glimpsed the Semana Santa parades in the steets nearby. We let them pass, having immersed ourselves so deeply in these celebrations in Malaga a year earlier.

There was one climb still to make. On our last full day, we took the short climb to the Plaça del Sol from the access close to the Plaça de la Reina Sofia, and pressed on from there past the iconic S’Escalinata bar on the steps.

 

The cathedral at the top of the world was our goal. The steep streets leading up to the cathedral are quaint and quiet. Lived-in and traditional, but neat and clean. Steps and slopes lead up past a convent, a small bar, beautiful old townhouses and cottages, lush gardens behind walls, a glimpse through a gate here and there. By other routes, there is road access that can get a vehicle fairly close the the top, serving the needs of the church and the residents.

The last street took us up the last gradient to Plaça de la Catedral. It’s a shady, ancient street, along which you can picture the trudge of pilgrims and imagine the sound of hooves echoing from the honey-coloured walls. An elderly couple left a house and came down the street towards us. Both in traditional dress (although the lady had amusingly succumbed to the ubiquitous cowboy boots as her footwear of choice) they made their way down the street in a small medieval re-enactment of their own.


The cathedral appears hewn out of solid rock, and built by honest labour rather than an artisan hand. But the views from up there… these were views to rival those from Castell de Bellver in Palma. The whole town spread before us, the wooded hills beyond, sparkling white villas dotting the slopes. Your eyes can follow the ferries out of the port and over to Formentera. As ever, iPhone photos can never do it justice.

Climbing to the highest point, past the walls of the cathedral, you can take a view to the east and south, and turn a little to the west, beyond the airport, towards Valencia.

 

It’s so worth the climb. On the way down, we realized that the elderly couple we had seen were the owners of the singular shop on that shady medieval street. Photos of them from years gone by were endearingly displayed outside, and the shop had mercifully retained an authentic feel, despite its apparent monopoly on this lofty perch.

We sauntered back down and enjoyed the warm streets once again. There was washing hung to dry, small dogs milling around (obvs) and families going about their day. Normal living in the ancient town… no museum this.

Enjoying a final lunch the next day in Plaça de la Constitució, we mused over the enjoyable and enlightening experience that we’d had. Eivissa has more dimensions than I had expected. It’s impressively diverse in its people, cultures, food and in all that it has to offer. We’d readily go back for more.

 

And so to the Valencia apartment. We’ve had tenants in since January 2023, meaning that (and I never want to type this again) we missed Fallas. AGAIN. I keep hearing how amazing it was, with record crowds and great weather. This isn’t helping.

 

Fallas 2024 will be the best ever. Before that, we’ll reconnect with the place after the tenants leave in mid-June, enjoy a long summer holiday there, perhaps give it a lick of paint when the weather cools, and see what’s around the corner.

 

Our taxi to the airport took us past a blackened cane field, and delivered us into the care of our budget airline. Back home to North Yorkshire for a while.

 

Thanks Ibiza, for now.

 

 

1In typing this couple of short paragraphs, I realise how lucky we are.

 

2A large apartment nicely converted into a “guest house” with zero frills, but clean and comfortable, within walking distance of everything. Accommodation (and many other things) are not cheap in Ibiza, but this did the trick.

 

3If there’s a disappointing part of the Old Town at sea level, it might be the Vara de Rey, and the adjoining Plaça del Parc. I’ll give the Vara de Rey the benefit of the doubt and say it wasn’t yet ready for the season. There are smart apartment buildings and restaurants along this wide avenue, but little life in early April.

 

Plaça del Parc, however, needs some TLC. There are a few nice restaurants on one side, along with the ubiquitous Natura. There is a strip of bars facing those, bringing to mind a similar strip in Plaza de la Merced, Malaga. Some OK, some not OK. But at each end, ugly derelict buildings will not be renovated in time for the season. Or possibly the season after.

 

4If you don’t remember Farrah Fawcett-Majors, please Google. You’ll get what I mean.

 

5The tiny Argentinian waitress at this bar would put down your cañas and sing the word “Salud!” to you at the same time. Best one-word song ever.

 

6In actual fact, all the mornings were bright. The temperature went up a degree or two every day. Summer around the corner. It's a delightful time of year.

 


Monday, 24 October 2022

Cities and their Souls

 “A city isn’t so unlike a person. They both have the marks to show they have many stories to tell. They see many faces. They tear things down and make new again.”

Rasmenia Massoud

 

On our most recent visit to the South of Spain, we were lucky enough to spend time in 3 of it’s charismatic, endlessly fascinating cities. I find these cities so full of character that they have a personality, and you connect with it when you’re within. 

 

By way of introduction, and an insight into my thoughts on these personalities, I want to dig a little into a past life as a sports coach. Through 16 years or so of my spare time I coached athletes aged from 6-adult (alongside remarkably talented colleagues I should add) and I was often asked to complete a brief written assessment of an athlete. For our cities, they might go something like this:

 

Sevilla:

S is an elite-level athlete with skills and assets much admired from within the group and without. S has a long and proven track record of strong performances, and continues to have wide-ranging influence.

Despite this, S rarely demonstrates a willingness to develop and make positive change. This may hinder S in the longer term, and threaten their place in the leadership group. S has conceded to some changes when pressed to do so, but these changes have not been appropriate and have not ultimately helped S or the group.

 

Cádiz:

C is something of an outsider, and usually operates on the periphery. In many respects C demonstrates significant differences to the core of the group. As C has developed, these differences have become attractive assets that have proved to be real contributions to the group.

C must maintain this contribution, and not allow isolation to be a continuing challenge.

 

Málaga:

M is blessed with more modest, understated assets than some in the group, and is a more compact performer. M has turned this into a real positive, and has demonstrated an ongoing and almost insatiable need for development. Relatively recently, these efforts have transformed M into an effective and popular part of the group.

M should be wary of “change for change’s sake” (See S).

 

Valencia:*

Alongside a few high-performing colleagues, V is deservedly part of the leadership group. A long history of overcoming adversity and significant challenges has elevated V to this position. Strong personal pride and belief is turned outwards and used for the benefit of the group. V has a long history of relevant and successful progress, with impressive developmental effect.

V must be aware of dilution, and should be sure to select which outside influences are positive.

 

After a flight to Málaga and a quick lunch, our train to Sevilla made its way out of Estación Maria Zambrano. The three colours of the country west of Málaga slide past… olive and red ochre, the gentler blue of the Andalucía sky in October… cloudless today. The carriage is quiet, the mascarilla** challenges made and resolved by the renfe staff (other than 2 English women who appeared to be allowed to go unmasked for no good reason known to us) and most of us relaxed into the journey, masked and happy, anticipating the destination.

 

The more irregular and varied land before Cordoba gave way to that odd, seemingly derelict area on the edge of the city. Then the apartment blocks and concrete took over. These may not be architecturally attractive areas, but they are nonetheless living and breathing parts of a city with real beauty at its heart. Maybe next time we get off here.

 

The train pulls in the opposite direction out of Cordoba, peels to the south towards Sevilla. Estación Santa Justa welcomes us with hot sunshine, and a taxi driver who appeared to know where we were going before I’d finished mispronouncing the address.

 

The Resitur is an apartment building in the Triana neighbourhood of Sevilla, and our Airbnb was within. Our little studio apartment in this large block was clean enough, just about big enough, and perfectly located for this little adventure of ours.

 

Triana deserves further introduction, and I’ll paraphrase to some degree from a previous blog post. Triana was the original gitano neighborhood, separated from Sevilla until relatively recently (geographically and culturally?) and was a town apart in many ways. There seem to be a few uncomfortable grey areas around how los gitanos were “encouraged” to relocate, but Triana has retained plenty of the culture. More of this later, but you can see, hear and smell that culture should you dare to go 2, or 3, or 4, or 5 streets back into Triana and get a little immersed.



The Calle Betis riverfront, where Triana gazes across the Rio Grande*** at Paseo de Cristobal Colon, Plaza de Toros and the Torre del Oro is pleasant at any time of day. In the evening, the sun starts to sink behind Triana and throws amazing light on the Andalucian white and amber of those wonderfully conceived buildings****. The rowers and pleasure cruisers make their way up and down, and Sevillanos and visitors alike sit on the muelle, legs dangling over the water… simply because it’s a lovely place to be in the sunset.

Some of those bars and restaurants on that Calle Betis riverfront have become disappointing, and a little turistic. There is a delightful thing known as sitting together over a drink. One can talk, argue, laugh, people-watch, or just sit in silence if that is what’s comfortable. When you’re told that you can’t do this at a riverfront pavement café, because they only serve drinks with food after 8pm, this is beyond frustrating. I’m absolutely sure the very amiable young camarero didn’t relish telling us this, but it made our decision for us.

 

We crossed the elegant Puente de Triana and sought out drinks and dinner on the Sevilla side. After dinner, the early morning flight began to take its toll, and we headed back to Triana for much-needed sleep.

 

This visit to Sevilla became centered around 4 particular parts of town:


Triana:

We had deliberately booked our accommodation in Triana after a brief taste of it in a previous visit. The Calle Betis waterfront has been mentioned already (and there are some worthy venues along there) but it’s essential to dig deeper.

 

The small area of Triana bordered by Calle Betis, Calle San Jacinto, Calle Pagés del Corro and the wide Avenida de República Argentina begs to be explored. It’s reminiscent of El Cabañal in Valencia… much of it is a maze of small, old residential streets, some houses decorated with remarkable ceramics inside and out. Small bars and restaurants are sometimes revealed only as you pass. Tiny shops and venues for flamenco shows. The unmistakable sounds of flamenco heard during the day from flamenco schools scattered around the area. Indeed, you start to notice many places to learn. A painting school. A yoga school. A ceramics school. More than any shiny new apartment block or chain eatery, these are the places that make the area what it is.

 

Emerging eventually into the busy Calle Pagés del Corro and making our way towards our apartment building, you realise how much Triana has to offer, and how much we have yet to see.

 

El Arenal:

For no tangible reason, we tended to be drawn back to the area around Puerta del Arenal when on the Sevilla side of the river. Calle García de Vinuesa meets Calle Arfe meets Calle Adriano meets Calle Antonia Diaz in a noisy clutter of bars, restaurants, hotels, cars and horse-drawn carriages full of tourists looking at their phones. Visitors get lost, scooters, cycles, motorbikes and waiters have better things to worry about, and there is so much life here that you could sit and watch for hours, immersed.

 

I suppose this part of the city kept us coming back because everything you need is within reach. It’s not too far away from the river and Triana, and the Cathedral and Santa Cruz sit there waiting in the other direction... more barrios beyond.

 

Parque de Maria Luisa and Jardines del Prado de San Sebastían:

 

Beyond the Universidad de Sevilla lie these 2 city parks. Parque Maria Luisa is a magnificent city park with the Plaza de América and its formal gardens at the southern end, acres and acres of shady walks with quirky corners, elegant memorials and tree-lined avenues… an oasis from the city’s clamour.

 

We were early one day for our intended destination in the Prado de San Sebastían, and we walked almost the full area of Parque Maria Luisa, determined as we were to discover the Sevilla beyond the obvious (and previously visited) attractions such as the Cathedral and the Alcázar. However delicious the park was in the sweet sunshine that followed a cloudy start to the day, the irresistible Plaza de España draws you back. Like the much more modest Plaza de América, Plaza de España was built in 1928 for the Ibero-American Exposition of 1929. In a way that may not seem immediately obvious, it brings to mind the futuristic City of Arts & Sciences in Valencia. What they have in common is that there are millions of photographs of both places in existence across the world, but seeing more and taking more photographs is irresistible. The Plaza de España is nothing short of astonishing, and we just keep going back.

 

Our original intended destination in the Prado de San Sebastían was an annual festival that we had discovered on a previous visit to Sevilla. The Festival de las Naciones is such a good thing that you’re left wondering why more cities don’t do this. Running late September to the end of October, this festival celebrates the products, food, drink, arts and music of lots of countries around the world. You could drink, eat and enjoy Bulgaria, Italy, Spain, Germany, Greece, South Africa, Brazil, Columbia, the Dominican Republic, Argentina, Chile and Cuba.

We visited twice to see performances from dance schools and to eat in Greece, Mexico and Argentina, and to enjoy an unmissable drink in a very lively Cuba.

 

Can someone make this happen everywhere please?

 

Santa Cruz:

I’ll never stand to look up at La Giralda without it moving me. The cathedral is obviously the tourist epicenter, surrounded by thousands of people and their phones, horses and carriages waiting to trot punters away on a paseo, turistic bars and restaurants leading away up Calle Mateos Gago… but it’s not realistic to think that you’ll visit Sevilla and not go to see that Cathedral up close.

 

This naturally takes you into the Juderia (hopefully via a chaotic caña and tapa at Bodega Las Columnas) and the narrow streets pull you in. At quiet times, it can be peaceful and full of charm. At busy times, the combination of packed tables outside small bars in narrow streets and thousands of shuffling visitors can grind everything to a halt.

 

Before the Dia de la Hispanidad on the 12th October, we punctuated our little Sevilla adventure with a trip to Cádiz on the train. Once clear of the residential area of Dos Hermanas, the agricultural land is largely already-harvested arable, as flat and wide as you can imagine. The eye could just make out hills on the very far horizon across the acres. Around Lebrija, gentle hills rolled, but the earth was the same dark chocolate where ploughed.

 

After Jerez de la Frontera, the track ran through eerie estuary marshland, seeming dark grey and a little hostile under heavy skies, despite the sight of flamingoes in the salt flats. Skeletons of long-abandoned boats poked from the mud, and I couldn’t resist childhood reminiscences of C. S. Lewis’ Narnia. Extracted salt was piled up in places, the water in the cloudy pools a coral pink.

 

After Puerto de Santa Maria, this gave way to a narrow beach backed by dunes that ran alongside the track and a busy road. We were soon on a causeway and into Cádiz.

 

Cádiz is the end of the line, and immediately feels like it as you emerge from the darkness of this station. Having laboured under the false impression that Cádiz had only one central railway station, it now seemed that we had a long walk up to the old town, but no matter. The 30-minute walk alongside Playa de la Victoria was enjoyable with the sun breaking through sultry clouds, but the word that irresistibly came to mind was “un-Mediterranean”… we were strolling gently along next to the North Atlantic here, and difference was there to see and taste.

Reaching unmistakably “old-town” architecture after a while, we dropped into the square in front of the Cathedral, the default refuge of the first-time visitor. The Cathedral is imposing, but far from an architectural classic. The cafés in front of the Cathedral were as uninspiring as expected, but we wanted the reward of a cold beer and the first part of lunch after our long walk.


The busker who had mercifully just finished insisted that I give him money despite only being in my seat for 45 seconds. The second busker was a lady who tried gamely to juggle the selection of her amplified music and her “performance” of what may have been an attempt at flamenco. Unremarkable food came and went, and we headed for Mercado Central, knowing deep down that this is where we should have gone in the first place.

Mercado Central de Abastos is Spain’s oldest covered market. We will habitually visit the central market in every Spanish town or city (and even barrio) that we go to, so we’ve seen some great ones. Mercado Central de Valencia stands out, of course. The sights, sounds and smells of the Cádiz offering were remarkable. Every market in Spain has excellent seafood, but this was another level. All the usual suspects were there, but of the very highest quality. Here were huge fish of all kinds. There was shark, heads displayed alongside steaks. Swordfish displayed likewise. Enormous tuna laid on chopping blocks, matching the size of the stallholder trying to sell it.

 

The market has 2 outer areas. The one within the market walls is a cloister of stalls selling foods cooked to eat right there… the freshest fish that it’s possible to get. Packed with people literally eating fried fish out of paper, as if it were Whitby in some parallel universe. Some enjoyed pulpo, sepia, almejas.

 

Against the market’s walls on the other side were tables served by the restaurants that surrounded the market, and we chose one of these. A couple of better-than-average buskers set themselves up close to us. Several local characters passed by and engaged with them, one with a resemblance to Santa that was hard to ignore stopped close by for his afternoon sherry.

For the second part of lunch, we enjoyed excellent salad with the best tuna Cádiz has to offer (for 5€, just FYI) amazing skewers of grilled prawns, and soft, moist dogfish.

There was a little rain, and a distant rumble of thunder. We were under cover, and finished our meal as the storm arrived, a crash of thunder directly overhead getting everyone’s attention. I went inside and waited for the single, tiny, windowless bathroom behind an elderly gent who was waiting for his wife to finish in there. He straightened a couple of the bullfighting pictures on the wall. As we chuckled over this, another guy joined us in the little queue, along with a disabled teenager and his carer.

 

The rain came down heavily. All the lights went out. The teenager started singing “Cumpleaños Feliz”. His carer switched on the light on her phone to help him go to the toilet. After I’d employed that method myself, I went back to the bar, and we had the chance to get coffee while the locals tucked into another beer. Some hopeful souls continued their meals outside, the umbrellas intended to provide shade proving less effective against rain, and they soon dived into the bar themselves.

As the rain slowed, we left the locals getting ever more noisy and comfortable in the bar, and splashed away from the market towards the sea again, wanting to make the coastal circuit around the north end of the city peninsula. We passed a colony of feral cats, shelters and food apparently provided by a local charity. There’s a small beach at the start of a short causeway leading to the Castillo de San Sebastian, there’s an extraordinary beach pavilion that currently houses the headquarters of the Underwater Archaeology Centre.

 


Before the next fortification, Castillo de Santa Catalina with it’s fishing harbor alongside, there was evidence of decay in buildings new and old. A large building behind the beach pavilion was beautiful in a neglected kind of a way. More modern buildings showed similar signs of neglect, but then a startling juxtaposition appeared in the form of a shiny new apartment complex next to pretty gardens, opposite University buildings.

We walked on, following the coast toward the port area, and ducked back into the old town for a drink before our return journey. Our taxi arrived at the station in 5 quick minutes, and it’s here you realize that your train does not leave from the same station that it arrived at. There appears to be more than 1 station in Cádiz (actually 3 I think). It also left from platform 6, despite every screen in the station saying platform 1. We were kind of lucky to get on it, to be fair. Nobody said it was going to be simple.

 

The train back to Sevilla followed a slightly different route, dropping travellers at Jerez airport this time. A passenger behind me rustled and fidgeted and started crunching crisps. Inexplicably, he moved seats to sit in front of me, and I was able to observe that the packet of crisps that he was crunching and chewing his way through was around the size of Wales. The crunching and the chewing continued unabated for what seemed like hours, until he did that ghastly “pour the last of the crisps down my throat” thing.

 

No matter, there would be no more crunching.

 

Until he reached back into his carrier bag, and produced a large tube of Pringles. I have fairly serious issues with Pringles. He will never know how close he was to being executed just at that moment, as he began to crunch again. Mercifully, he couldn’t manage more than about a quarter of the tube. A young Spanish girl got on the train and sat next to him, and he put them away and chose to behave.

 

You’ll be delighted to know that I’ve put all of this behind me now.

 

Cádiz is a hugely charismatic place with amazing seafood, and we want to go back… perhaps stay a while and enjoy the beaches and more grilled prawns.

Back in Sevilla, one realizes how important some things are to the city. Food is one, flamenco another.

 

It’s very easy to find good food in Sevilla. The usual gastronomical nasties are there, of course. Use the big brand fast foods if you must, it’s not a crime. But it’s likely that 2 minutes away is a small place with great anchoas, then another with great ensaladilla, then another with buñuelos de bacalao that you’d cross the city for. In just a couple of visits, we’ve got ourselves a few favourite venues already, and we try to do the tapeo thing… one or two tapas here, one or two at the next place, and so on.

 

With the smallest dose of education (and that’s really all we have) you can try to pair drinks with food to make it all work a little better. Manzanilla might work nicely with charcutería, or even with that amazing duck pate in La Antigua Abaceria in Triana*****. A cold beer might work well with shrimp. Your carillada de cerdo might like a drop of red to cosy up to.

 

There are high-end restaurants in Sevilla, of course. They might be there for your special occasion, your function perhaps (and it’s blindingly obvious that Los Sevillanos love a function) but day-to-day eating can be done very well, at a modest cost. One might find a degree of inflexibility on occasions (Nooo... that can’t be served in a tapa portion for reasons best known to the waiter) but please press on. There is amazing food here if you just let yourself get into it.

Shun the tourist habit of grabbing a table outside. Go and stand at the bar. Near to where the camameros pick up the orders and interact with the guys behind the bar, the guys that slice the jamon and dish out the habas. We enjoyed another lunch (part two) in Café Bar Las Teresas in Santa Cruz. Our cañas were crashed down on the bar in front of us. Boquerones were crashed down equally firmly, the cost so far chalked on the bar top. Camareros crashed plates and glasses down. Plates of jamon iberico were crashed down in front of locals sharing their lunch. They in turn crashed their glasses down as one reached the end of another story.

 

You’ll see a theme developing here. Los Sevillanos appear unable to put anything down. It has to be very firmly landed with a noisy flourish. It doesn’t make for gentile lunch, but it’s all part of the experience, standing among the hams hanging from the ceiling, planning what to have next, enjoying the clamour.

As we enjoyed a little grilled entrecote de buey, tiny young woman walked into the bar and shouted “A MENU IN ENGLISH PLEASE!” at the top of her voice. The clamour ceased for a second, everyone laughed, and she succeded in getting her menu. She now had the waiter’s attention for her visit. We silently admired her endeavor, and that of any young woman travelling alone and prepared to be strident enough to get what they want and enjoy it.

 

And so to flamenco...

Over our 2 visits to Sevila to date, what we have been surprised at is how strong the flamenco tradition is. Sevillanos of all ages are engaged in it. One might expect the younger generation to shun traditions such as this, but this doesn’t seem to be the case. A couple of young waiters might practice palmas in a break from their work. Lots of young people seem to listen to flamenco music habitually, and the prevalence of flamenco shows away from tourist areas, and flamenco schools tell us that this art form is in a healthy state.

 

Other than the general background of flamenco that you’ll experience in many parts of the city, we had a few more direct experiences of flamenco on this visit, that come under their own sub-headings, going from bad to good:

 

Appalling:

The lady in the cathedral square in Cádiz gets 1 out of 10 for getting out there and trying. Although I was trying to tune her out, I think she did announce at one point that flamenco was what she was doing, but it was in name only.

 

Endearing:

A small group performing outside the Banco de España appeared (to our untrained eyes and ears) to be performing realtively accomplished, happy, graceful, tuneful and endearing flamenco for a little cash. It’s so hard to know how good flamenco is when you’re as inexperienced as we are, so I guess you have to go with your feelings.

 

Emotional:

We saw 2 separate flamenco performances in the Paza de España. One was a single female dancer, male singer and guitarist. It felt like a performance of moderate intensity (it was relatively early in the day) but the rhythms beaten out by the dancer’s feet on her wooden board were stirring. Her skill, and the obvious pleasure she took from the dance, were a privilege to watch.

The second performance was special. The centre of the great pavilion of the Plaza de España was busy, and the performers were taking a break when we arrived. The group soon came to life. The male singer’s performance became intense and impressive, and one, two and quickly three female dancers were performing in mesmeric semi-coordination (to be perfectly coordinated would unbearably un-Spanish) in the shadows under the astonishing edifice, the diffused intensity of the light in the plaza playing a perfect role as their backdrop.

 

As with our previous visit, we felt that we’d seen authentic flamenco here. No need for a staged tablao for us. I could make that walk past the University, over the busy city roads and into that park every day.

 

Sevilla is a special place. I desperately want it to react well to the inevitable change that will be forced upon it, as it will be forced upon all great cities. I want Sevilla to add flexibility to its list of great qualities, yet I want it to resist change for change’s sake. Having visited Las Setas de Sevilla, looked across the river at Teatro de la Maestranza, and looked north up the river at the Eurostars Torre Sevilla and the Torre Triana, I can only ask why someone decided they were a good idea?


And so back to Málaga.

The train from Sevilla followed the same southerly direction as it had a few days previously, on that Cádiz trip. After a time, it wheeled away to the east, and the land returned to that olive, ochre and blue that announced your approach to the Málaga region once again. The train entered more and more tunnels, and in between, you could see the magnificent mountains and gorges approaching El Chorro. This where the precarious Caminito del Rey attracts that variety of hiker/walker that has a little of the thrill-seeker in them… attracted to the precarious walkways and rope bridges of the caminito. A few passengers with enormous backpacks climbed on, and we pressed on to Málaga, through valleys a little more gentle, and attractive villages adjoining deserted olive processing factories.

 

Back in Málaga. It feels like a comfortable old pair of shoes now, particularly in the benign Autumn weather. The young man who welcomed us into our small hotel close to Mercado de Atarazanas couldn’t have been more friendly, and after exchanging some rather random Spanglish, we dropped bags and pushed out into the city for food.

 

A favourite café in Plaza de la Marina, a very late lunch, and early evening was soon upon us. The Alcazaba did what it always does in the evening sunlight, and held its own against the “bigger and better” sights of España. Our meandering circuit was Plaza de la Merced, down a little way to Calle Beatas… a favourite oasis now from the packed streets only metres away. We ate on that street that evening, finally finding a table at a café often tried for. The albondigas en salsa de almendras were up there with the best. The owner flushed with pride when I shared this news with him… and this will make us go back.

The whole area of Pergolas de la Victoria, El Palmeral de las Sorpresas, and Muelle Uno are still getting better. Muelle Uno’s apparent efforts to attract the superyacht market appear to be succeeding, and it seems smart, but not in a Puerto Banus kind of a way. Walking the length of Muelle Uno to the lighthouse and crossing the road, we take the beachside Paseo de Matías Prats, past the ever-present guys playing dominoes, past the beach bars, along Playa la Malagueta, then cutting back towards Centre Pompidou Málaga.

 

For us, that walk (more or less the same each time we do it) is one of the essential parts of a visit to Málaga. When complete, it leads us to equally treasured parts of town. That tiny Portugese café on Calle Beatas, perhaps, and inevitably down to El Jardin for lunch. The never-changing, endearingly random, very Spanish, very special to us… El Jardin.

We arrived late (even for a Spanish lunch) and as we waited at the bar, the waiter suggested that we’d need to cross our fingers for a table in the dappled sunshine next to the Cathedral gardens. The kitchen was ready to close.

But we glared from the doorway at a couple dithering over their coffee, and this seemed to do the trick. The waiter had clearly had enough for the day, and mumbled to us “like a good waiter, I must clean this table once again” but it was gentle sarcasm, and he served us amiably. I wanted to order pork shoulder to go with ensalsda and really good chicken croquetas, but he insisted that the rabo de toro was a better choice. He was correct of course, and the half-consumed salad was relegated to the far corner of the table, accepting its defeat.

 

Another box ticked. We shopped a little, wandered again. Plaza de la Constitución, Calle Compañía and back into Plaza Enrique Garcia-Herreria, close to our hotel… always a place that seems to have so much potential. I hope it gets the development it deserves.

 

The re-opened KGB was a revelation that evening. Down a tiny side street close to the Cathedral, you have a new, shiny, stainless steel, bright bar with the “old tapas bar” system. Find your little piece of real estate if you can, then shout up what you want. They start a cuenta in your name, and you go from there. The food is amazing, the customers are of all ages, and feel of the place is good. Málaga once again, regenerating.

 

We had plenty of time on our last day before we needed to get to the airport, and Málaga still has plenty to give. Breakfast under cover as rain blew over from Morocco. A stroll down to Muelle Uno once again. A cold caña on Playa Malagueta as the sun pushed its way out in the middle of the day. Sunday lunch at one of the good choices on Muelle Uno.

Train back to the airport.

 

Those 3 cities though. So much to give, so much character, so much personality, so much soul.

 


I long for Valencia as life’s ups and downs pass by. Tenants in the apartment are unpredictable amd inconsistent in their plans and pressures, but I’ve made point of blocking out 2 weeks in March 2023 for us.

And that means Fallas everyone. It will happen.

 

 

 

 

* We didn’t visit Valencias on this trip, as the changing plans of tenants continue to prevent this. We’re preparing ourselves for Fallas 2023.

** Masks were still mandatory on all public transport in Spain at the time of our visit. There is general compliance with this, and little complaint. Those who seem so vehemently opposed to this in the UK may have issues with this, but we don’t.

*** The Rio Guadalquivir is the only major navigable river in Spain. Los Sevillanos are known to refer to it as the Rio Grande, in recognition of the part it has played in the history of Spain and the "new world".

**** Apart from Teatro de la Maestranza. A monstrosity.

***** I’m a little scared to say this, but that paté might be a rival to the one that La Senia in Valencia serve up. You know, the one that makes you think it must be made of something illegal or unworldly, as it tastes unfeasibly good.