Monday, 24 October 2022

Cities and their Souls

 “A city isn’t so unlike a person. They both have the marks to show they have many stories to tell. They see many faces. They tear things down and make new again.”

Rasmenia Massoud

 

On our most recent visit to the South of Spain, we were lucky enough to spend time in 3 of it’s charismatic, endlessly fascinating cities. I find these cities so full of character that they have a personality, and you connect with it when you’re within. 

 

By way of introduction, and an insight into my thoughts on these personalities, I want to dig a little into a past life as a sports coach. Through 16 years or so of my spare time I coached athletes aged from 6-adult (alongside remarkably talented colleagues I should add) and I was often asked to complete a brief written assessment of an athlete. For our cities, they might go something like this:

 

Sevilla:

S is an elite-level athlete with skills and assets much admired from within the group and without. S has a long and proven track record of strong performances, and continues to have wide-ranging influence.

Despite this, S rarely demonstrates a willingness to develop and make positive change. This may hinder S in the longer term, and threaten their place in the leadership group. S has conceded to some changes when pressed to do so, but these changes have not been appropriate and have not ultimately helped S or the group.

 

Cádiz:

C is something of an outsider, and usually operates on the periphery. In many respects C demonstrates significant differences to the core of the group. As C has developed, these differences have become attractive assets that have proved to be real contributions to the group.

C must maintain this contribution, and not allow isolation to be a continuing challenge.

 

Málaga:

M is blessed with more modest, understated assets than some in the group, and is a more compact performer. M has turned this into a real positive, and has demonstrated an ongoing and almost insatiable need for development. Relatively recently, these efforts have transformed M into an effective and popular part of the group.

M should be wary of “change for change’s sake” (See S).

 

Valencia:*

Alongside a few high-performing colleagues, V is deservedly part of the leadership group. A long history of overcoming adversity and significant challenges has elevated V to this position. Strong personal pride and belief is turned outwards and used for the benefit of the group. V has a long history of relevant and successful progress, with impressive developmental effect.

V must be aware of dilution, and should be sure to select which outside influences are positive.

 

After a flight to Málaga and a quick lunch, our train to Sevilla made its way out of Estación Maria Zambrano. The three colours of the country west of Málaga slide past… olive and red ochre, the gentler blue of the Andalucía sky in October… cloudless today. The carriage is quiet, the mascarilla** challenges made and resolved by the renfe staff (other than 2 English women who appeared to be allowed to go unmasked for no good reason known to us) and most of us relaxed into the journey, masked and happy, anticipating the destination.

 

The more irregular and varied land before Cordoba gave way to that odd, seemingly derelict area on the edge of the city. Then the apartment blocks and concrete took over. These may not be architecturally attractive areas, but they are nonetheless living and breathing parts of a city with real beauty at its heart. Maybe next time we get off here.

 

The train pulls in the opposite direction out of Cordoba, peels to the south towards Sevilla. Estación Santa Justa welcomes us with hot sunshine, and a taxi driver who appeared to know where we were going before I’d finished mispronouncing the address.

 

The Resitur is an apartment building in the Triana neighbourhood of Sevilla, and our Airbnb was within. Our little studio apartment in this large block was clean enough, just about big enough, and perfectly located for this little adventure of ours.

 

Triana deserves further introduction, and I’ll paraphrase to some degree from a previous blog post. Triana was the original gitano neighborhood, separated from Sevilla until relatively recently (geographically and culturally?) and was a town apart in many ways. There seem to be a few uncomfortable grey areas around how los gitanos were “encouraged” to relocate, but Triana has retained plenty of the culture. More of this later, but you can see, hear and smell that culture should you dare to go 2, or 3, or 4, or 5 streets back into Triana and get a little immersed.



The Calle Betis riverfront, where Triana gazes across the Rio Grande*** at Paseo de Cristobal Colon, Plaza de Toros and the Torre del Oro is pleasant at any time of day. In the evening, the sun starts to sink behind Triana and throws amazing light on the Andalucian white and amber of those wonderfully conceived buildings****. The rowers and pleasure cruisers make their way up and down, and Sevillanos and visitors alike sit on the muelle, legs dangling over the water… simply because it’s a lovely place to be in the sunset.

Some of those bars and restaurants on that Calle Betis riverfront have become disappointing, and a little turistic. There is a delightful thing known as sitting together over a drink. One can talk, argue, laugh, people-watch, or just sit in silence if that is what’s comfortable. When you’re told that you can’t do this at a riverfront pavement café, because they only serve drinks with food after 8pm, this is beyond frustrating. I’m absolutely sure the very amiable young camarero didn’t relish telling us this, but it made our decision for us.

 

We crossed the elegant Puente de Triana and sought out drinks and dinner on the Sevilla side. After dinner, the early morning flight began to take its toll, and we headed back to Triana for much-needed sleep.

 

This visit to Sevilla became centered around 4 particular parts of town:


Triana:

We had deliberately booked our accommodation in Triana after a brief taste of it in a previous visit. The Calle Betis waterfront has been mentioned already (and there are some worthy venues along there) but it’s essential to dig deeper.

 

The small area of Triana bordered by Calle Betis, Calle San Jacinto, Calle Pagés del Corro and the wide Avenida de República Argentina begs to be explored. It’s reminiscent of El Cabañal in Valencia… much of it is a maze of small, old residential streets, some houses decorated with remarkable ceramics inside and out. Small bars and restaurants are sometimes revealed only as you pass. Tiny shops and venues for flamenco shows. The unmistakable sounds of flamenco heard during the day from flamenco schools scattered around the area. Indeed, you start to notice many places to learn. A painting school. A yoga school. A ceramics school. More than any shiny new apartment block or chain eatery, these are the places that make the area what it is.

 

Emerging eventually into the busy Calle Pagés del Corro and making our way towards our apartment building, you realise how much Triana has to offer, and how much we have yet to see.

 

El Arenal:

For no tangible reason, we tended to be drawn back to the area around Puerta del Arenal when on the Sevilla side of the river. Calle García de Vinuesa meets Calle Arfe meets Calle Adriano meets Calle Antonia Diaz in a noisy clutter of bars, restaurants, hotels, cars and horse-drawn carriages full of tourists looking at their phones. Visitors get lost, scooters, cycles, motorbikes and waiters have better things to worry about, and there is so much life here that you could sit and watch for hours, immersed.

 

I suppose this part of the city kept us coming back because everything you need is within reach. It’s not too far away from the river and Triana, and the Cathedral and Santa Cruz sit there waiting in the other direction... more barrios beyond.

 

Parque de Maria Luisa and Jardines del Prado de San Sebastían:

 

Beyond the Universidad de Sevilla lie these 2 city parks. Parque Maria Luisa is a magnificent city park with the Plaza de América and its formal gardens at the southern end, acres and acres of shady walks with quirky corners, elegant memorials and tree-lined avenues… an oasis from the city’s clamour.

 

We were early one day for our intended destination in the Prado de San Sebastían, and we walked almost the full area of Parque Maria Luisa, determined as we were to discover the Sevilla beyond the obvious (and previously visited) attractions such as the Cathedral and the Alcázar. However delicious the park was in the sweet sunshine that followed a cloudy start to the day, the irresistible Plaza de España draws you back. Like the much more modest Plaza de América, Plaza de España was built in 1928 for the Ibero-American Exposition of 1929. In a way that may not seem immediately obvious, it brings to mind the futuristic City of Arts & Sciences in Valencia. What they have in common is that there are millions of photographs of both places in existence across the world, but seeing more and taking more photographs is irresistible. The Plaza de España is nothing short of astonishing, and we just keep going back.

 

Our original intended destination in the Prado de San Sebastían was an annual festival that we had discovered on a previous visit to Sevilla. The Festival de las Naciones is such a good thing that you’re left wondering why more cities don’t do this. Running late September to the end of October, this festival celebrates the products, food, drink, arts and music of lots of countries around the world. You could drink, eat and enjoy Bulgaria, Italy, Spain, Germany, Greece, South Africa, Brazil, Columbia, the Dominican Republic, Argentina, Chile and Cuba.

We visited twice to see performances from dance schools and to eat in Greece, Mexico and Argentina, and to enjoy an unmissable drink in a very lively Cuba.

 

Can someone make this happen everywhere please?

 

Santa Cruz:

I’ll never stand to look up at La Giralda without it moving me. The cathedral is obviously the tourist epicenter, surrounded by thousands of people and their phones, horses and carriages waiting to trot punters away on a paseo, turistic bars and restaurants leading away up Calle Mateos Gago… but it’s not realistic to think that you’ll visit Sevilla and not go to see that Cathedral up close.

 

This naturally takes you into the Juderia (hopefully via a chaotic caña and tapa at Bodega Las Columnas) and the narrow streets pull you in. At quiet times, it can be peaceful and full of charm. At busy times, the combination of packed tables outside small bars in narrow streets and thousands of shuffling visitors can grind everything to a halt.

 

Before the Dia de la Hispanidad on the 12th October, we punctuated our little Sevilla adventure with a trip to Cádiz on the train. Once clear of the residential area of Dos Hermanas, the agricultural land is largely already-harvested arable, as flat and wide as you can imagine. The eye could just make out hills on the very far horizon across the acres. Around Lebrija, gentle hills rolled, but the earth was the same dark chocolate where ploughed.

 

After Jerez de la Frontera, the track ran through eerie estuary marshland, seeming dark grey and a little hostile under heavy skies, despite the sight of flamingoes in the salt flats. Skeletons of long-abandoned boats poked from the mud, and I couldn’t resist childhood reminiscences of C. S. Lewis’ Narnia. Extracted salt was piled up in places, the water in the cloudy pools a coral pink.

 

After Puerto de Santa Maria, this gave way to a narrow beach backed by dunes that ran alongside the track and a busy road. We were soon on a causeway and into Cádiz.

 

Cádiz is the end of the line, and immediately feels like it as you emerge from the darkness of this station. Having laboured under the false impression that Cádiz had only one central railway station, it now seemed that we had a long walk up to the old town, but no matter. The 30-minute walk alongside Playa de la Victoria was enjoyable with the sun breaking through sultry clouds, but the word that irresistibly came to mind was “un-Mediterranean”… we were strolling gently along next to the North Atlantic here, and difference was there to see and taste.

Reaching unmistakably “old-town” architecture after a while, we dropped into the square in front of the Cathedral, the default refuge of the first-time visitor. The Cathedral is imposing, but far from an architectural classic. The cafés in front of the Cathedral were as uninspiring as expected, but we wanted the reward of a cold beer and the first part of lunch after our long walk.


The busker who had mercifully just finished insisted that I give him money despite only being in my seat for 45 seconds. The second busker was a lady who tried gamely to juggle the selection of her amplified music and her “performance” of what may have been an attempt at flamenco. Unremarkable food came and went, and we headed for Mercado Central, knowing deep down that this is where we should have gone in the first place.

Mercado Central de Abastos is Spain’s oldest covered market. We will habitually visit the central market in every Spanish town or city (and even barrio) that we go to, so we’ve seen some great ones. Mercado Central de Valencia stands out, of course. The sights, sounds and smells of the Cádiz offering were remarkable. Every market in Spain has excellent seafood, but this was another level. All the usual suspects were there, but of the very highest quality. Here were huge fish of all kinds. There was shark, heads displayed alongside steaks. Swordfish displayed likewise. Enormous tuna laid on chopping blocks, matching the size of the stallholder trying to sell it.

 

The market has 2 outer areas. The one within the market walls is a cloister of stalls selling foods cooked to eat right there… the freshest fish that it’s possible to get. Packed with people literally eating fried fish out of paper, as if it were Whitby in some parallel universe. Some enjoyed pulpo, sepia, almejas.

 

Against the market’s walls on the other side were tables served by the restaurants that surrounded the market, and we chose one of these. A couple of better-than-average buskers set themselves up close to us. Several local characters passed by and engaged with them, one with a resemblance to Santa that was hard to ignore stopped close by for his afternoon sherry.

For the second part of lunch, we enjoyed excellent salad with the best tuna Cádiz has to offer (for 5€, just FYI) amazing skewers of grilled prawns, and soft, moist dogfish.

There was a little rain, and a distant rumble of thunder. We were under cover, and finished our meal as the storm arrived, a crash of thunder directly overhead getting everyone’s attention. I went inside and waited for the single, tiny, windowless bathroom behind an elderly gent who was waiting for his wife to finish in there. He straightened a couple of the bullfighting pictures on the wall. As we chuckled over this, another guy joined us in the little queue, along with a disabled teenager and his carer.

 

The rain came down heavily. All the lights went out. The teenager started singing “Cumpleaños Feliz”. His carer switched on the light on her phone to help him go to the toilet. After I’d employed that method myself, I went back to the bar, and we had the chance to get coffee while the locals tucked into another beer. Some hopeful souls continued their meals outside, the umbrellas intended to provide shade proving less effective against rain, and they soon dived into the bar themselves.

As the rain slowed, we left the locals getting ever more noisy and comfortable in the bar, and splashed away from the market towards the sea again, wanting to make the coastal circuit around the north end of the city peninsula. We passed a colony of feral cats, shelters and food apparently provided by a local charity. There’s a small beach at the start of a short causeway leading to the Castillo de San Sebastian, there’s an extraordinary beach pavilion that currently houses the headquarters of the Underwater Archaeology Centre.

 


Before the next fortification, Castillo de Santa Catalina with it’s fishing harbor alongside, there was evidence of decay in buildings new and old. A large building behind the beach pavilion was beautiful in a neglected kind of a way. More modern buildings showed similar signs of neglect, but then a startling juxtaposition appeared in the form of a shiny new apartment complex next to pretty gardens, opposite University buildings.

We walked on, following the coast toward the port area, and ducked back into the old town for a drink before our return journey. Our taxi arrived at the station in 5 quick minutes, and it’s here you realize that your train does not leave from the same station that it arrived at. There appears to be more than 1 station in Cádiz (actually 3 I think). It also left from platform 6, despite every screen in the station saying platform 1. We were kind of lucky to get on it, to be fair. Nobody said it was going to be simple.

 

The train back to Sevilla followed a slightly different route, dropping travellers at Jerez airport this time. A passenger behind me rustled and fidgeted and started crunching crisps. Inexplicably, he moved seats to sit in front of me, and I was able to observe that the packet of crisps that he was crunching and chewing his way through was around the size of Wales. The crunching and the chewing continued unabated for what seemed like hours, until he did that ghastly “pour the last of the crisps down my throat” thing.

 

No matter, there would be no more crunching.

 

Until he reached back into his carrier bag, and produced a large tube of Pringles. I have fairly serious issues with Pringles. He will never know how close he was to being executed just at that moment, as he began to crunch again. Mercifully, he couldn’t manage more than about a quarter of the tube. A young Spanish girl got on the train and sat next to him, and he put them away and chose to behave.

 

You’ll be delighted to know that I’ve put all of this behind me now.

 

Cádiz is a hugely charismatic place with amazing seafood, and we want to go back… perhaps stay a while and enjoy the beaches and more grilled prawns.

Back in Sevilla, one realizes how important some things are to the city. Food is one, flamenco another.

 

It’s very easy to find good food in Sevilla. The usual gastronomical nasties are there, of course. Use the big brand fast foods if you must, it’s not a crime. But it’s likely that 2 minutes away is a small place with great anchoas, then another with great ensaladilla, then another with buñuelos de bacalao that you’d cross the city for. In just a couple of visits, we’ve got ourselves a few favourite venues already, and we try to do the tapeo thing… one or two tapas here, one or two at the next place, and so on.

 

With the smallest dose of education (and that’s really all we have) you can try to pair drinks with food to make it all work a little better. Manzanilla might work nicely with charcutería, or even with that amazing duck pate in La Antigua Abaceria in Triana*****. A cold beer might work well with shrimp. Your carillada de cerdo might like a drop of red to cosy up to.

 

There are high-end restaurants in Sevilla, of course. They might be there for your special occasion, your function perhaps (and it’s blindingly obvious that Los Sevillanos love a function) but day-to-day eating can be done very well, at a modest cost. One might find a degree of inflexibility on occasions (Nooo... that can’t be served in a tapa portion for reasons best known to the waiter) but please press on. There is amazing food here if you just let yourself get into it.

Shun the tourist habit of grabbing a table outside. Go and stand at the bar. Near to where the camameros pick up the orders and interact with the guys behind the bar, the guys that slice the jamon and dish out the habas. We enjoyed another lunch (part two) in Café Bar Las Teresas in Santa Cruz. Our cañas were crashed down on the bar in front of us. Boquerones were crashed down equally firmly, the cost so far chalked on the bar top. Camareros crashed plates and glasses down. Plates of jamon iberico were crashed down in front of locals sharing their lunch. They in turn crashed their glasses down as one reached the end of another story.

 

You’ll see a theme developing here. Los Sevillanos appear unable to put anything down. It has to be very firmly landed with a noisy flourish. It doesn’t make for gentile lunch, but it’s all part of the experience, standing among the hams hanging from the ceiling, planning what to have next, enjoying the clamour.

As we enjoyed a little grilled entrecote de buey, tiny young woman walked into the bar and shouted “A MENU IN ENGLISH PLEASE!” at the top of her voice. The clamour ceased for a second, everyone laughed, and she succeded in getting her menu. She now had the waiter’s attention for her visit. We silently admired her endeavor, and that of any young woman travelling alone and prepared to be strident enough to get what they want and enjoy it.

 

And so to flamenco...

Over our 2 visits to Sevila to date, what we have been surprised at is how strong the flamenco tradition is. Sevillanos of all ages are engaged in it. One might expect the younger generation to shun traditions such as this, but this doesn’t seem to be the case. A couple of young waiters might practice palmas in a break from their work. Lots of young people seem to listen to flamenco music habitually, and the prevalence of flamenco shows away from tourist areas, and flamenco schools tell us that this art form is in a healthy state.

 

Other than the general background of flamenco that you’ll experience in many parts of the city, we had a few more direct experiences of flamenco on this visit, that come under their own sub-headings, going from bad to good:

 

Appalling:

The lady in the cathedral square in Cádiz gets 1 out of 10 for getting out there and trying. Although I was trying to tune her out, I think she did announce at one point that flamenco was what she was doing, but it was in name only.

 

Endearing:

A small group performing outside the Banco de España appeared (to our untrained eyes and ears) to be performing realtively accomplished, happy, graceful, tuneful and endearing flamenco for a little cash. It’s so hard to know how good flamenco is when you’re as inexperienced as we are, so I guess you have to go with your feelings.

 

Emotional:

We saw 2 separate flamenco performances in the Paza de España. One was a single female dancer, male singer and guitarist. It felt like a performance of moderate intensity (it was relatively early in the day) but the rhythms beaten out by the dancer’s feet on her wooden board were stirring. Her skill, and the obvious pleasure she took from the dance, were a privilege to watch.

The second performance was special. The centre of the great pavilion of the Plaza de España was busy, and the performers were taking a break when we arrived. The group soon came to life. The male singer’s performance became intense and impressive, and one, two and quickly three female dancers were performing in mesmeric semi-coordination (to be perfectly coordinated would unbearably un-Spanish) in the shadows under the astonishing edifice, the diffused intensity of the light in the plaza playing a perfect role as their backdrop.

 

As with our previous visit, we felt that we’d seen authentic flamenco here. No need for a staged tablao for us. I could make that walk past the University, over the busy city roads and into that park every day.

 

Sevilla is a special place. I desperately want it to react well to the inevitable change that will be forced upon it, as it will be forced upon all great cities. I want Sevilla to add flexibility to its list of great qualities, yet I want it to resist change for change’s sake. Having visited Las Setas de Sevilla, looked across the river at Teatro de la Maestranza, and looked north up the river at the Eurostars Torre Sevilla and the Torre Triana, I can only ask why someone decided they were a good idea?


And so back to Málaga.

The train from Sevilla followed the same southerly direction as it had a few days previously, on that Cádiz trip. After a time, it wheeled away to the east, and the land returned to that olive, ochre and blue that announced your approach to the Málaga region once again. The train entered more and more tunnels, and in between, you could see the magnificent mountains and gorges approaching El Chorro. This where the precarious Caminito del Rey attracts that variety of hiker/walker that has a little of the thrill-seeker in them… attracted to the precarious walkways and rope bridges of the caminito. A few passengers with enormous backpacks climbed on, and we pressed on to Málaga, through valleys a little more gentle, and attractive villages adjoining deserted olive processing factories.

 

Back in Málaga. It feels like a comfortable old pair of shoes now, particularly in the benign Autumn weather. The young man who welcomed us into our small hotel close to Mercado de Atarazanas couldn’t have been more friendly, and after exchanging some rather random Spanglish, we dropped bags and pushed out into the city for food.

 

A favourite café in Plaza de la Marina, a very late lunch, and early evening was soon upon us. The Alcazaba did what it always does in the evening sunlight, and held its own against the “bigger and better” sights of España. Our meandering circuit was Plaza de la Merced, down a little way to Calle Beatas… a favourite oasis now from the packed streets only metres away. We ate on that street that evening, finally finding a table at a café often tried for. The albondigas en salsa de almendras were up there with the best. The owner flushed with pride when I shared this news with him… and this will make us go back.

The whole area of Pergolas de la Victoria, El Palmeral de las Sorpresas, and Muelle Uno are still getting better. Muelle Uno’s apparent efforts to attract the superyacht market appear to be succeeding, and it seems smart, but not in a Puerto Banus kind of a way. Walking the length of Muelle Uno to the lighthouse and crossing the road, we take the beachside Paseo de Matías Prats, past the ever-present guys playing dominoes, past the beach bars, along Playa la Malagueta, then cutting back towards Centre Pompidou Málaga.

 

For us, that walk (more or less the same each time we do it) is one of the essential parts of a visit to Málaga. When complete, it leads us to equally treasured parts of town. That tiny Portugese café on Calle Beatas, perhaps, and inevitably down to El Jardin for lunch. The never-changing, endearingly random, very Spanish, very special to us… El Jardin.

We arrived late (even for a Spanish lunch) and as we waited at the bar, the waiter suggested that we’d need to cross our fingers for a table in the dappled sunshine next to the Cathedral gardens. The kitchen was ready to close.

But we glared from the doorway at a couple dithering over their coffee, and this seemed to do the trick. The waiter had clearly had enough for the day, and mumbled to us “like a good waiter, I must clean this table once again” but it was gentle sarcasm, and he served us amiably. I wanted to order pork shoulder to go with ensalsda and really good chicken croquetas, but he insisted that the rabo de toro was a better choice. He was correct of course, and the half-consumed salad was relegated to the far corner of the table, accepting its defeat.

 

Another box ticked. We shopped a little, wandered again. Plaza de la Constitución, Calle Compañía and back into Plaza Enrique Garcia-Herreria, close to our hotel… always a place that seems to have so much potential. I hope it gets the development it deserves.

 

The re-opened KGB was a revelation that evening. Down a tiny side street close to the Cathedral, you have a new, shiny, stainless steel, bright bar with the “old tapas bar” system. Find your little piece of real estate if you can, then shout up what you want. They start a cuenta in your name, and you go from there. The food is amazing, the customers are of all ages, and feel of the place is good. Málaga once again, regenerating.

 

We had plenty of time on our last day before we needed to get to the airport, and Málaga still has plenty to give. Breakfast under cover as rain blew over from Morocco. A stroll down to Muelle Uno once again. A cold caña on Playa Malagueta as the sun pushed its way out in the middle of the day. Sunday lunch at one of the good choices on Muelle Uno.

Train back to the airport.

 

Those 3 cities though. So much to give, so much character, so much personality, so much soul.

 


I long for Valencia as life’s ups and downs pass by. Tenants in the apartment are unpredictable amd inconsistent in their plans and pressures, but I’ve made point of blocking out 2 weeks in March 2023 for us.

And that means Fallas everyone. It will happen.

 

 

 

 

* We didn’t visit Valencias on this trip, as the changing plans of tenants continue to prevent this. We’re preparing ourselves for Fallas 2023.

** Masks were still mandatory on all public transport in Spain at the time of our visit. There is general compliance with this, and little complaint. Those who seem so vehemently opposed to this in the UK may have issues with this, but we don’t.

*** The Rio Guadalquivir is the only major navigable river in Spain. Los Sevillanos are known to refer to it as the Rio Grande, in recognition of the part it has played in the history of Spain and the "new world".

**** Apart from Teatro de la Maestranza. A monstrosity.

***** I’m a little scared to say this, but that paté might be a rival to the one that La Senia in Valencia serve up. You know, the one that makes you think it must be made of something illegal or unworldly, as it tastes unfeasibly good.





 

 

 

 

 

 


Monday, 22 August 2022

Places to go, people to see…

The 07:45 Friday flight from Manchester to Alicante will from henceforth be known as the “Stag & Hen Express”. In an unusual episode of thrift, I had used a discount with a “budget” airline (the orange one) that had to be used, so this flight was a little forced on us.

 

It won’t happen again.

 

As we queued and boarded at Northern England’s Flagship Airport1, it became clear that we would be joined on board by a couple of stag parties, at least one hen party and a group off to celebrate some poor girl’s 18th birthday. All headed for Benidorm2 of course.

 

Half of a stag group were in front of us. Along with a few families and some other relatively well-adjusted people, we silently hoped for an incident-free flight. One of the amazing, charismatic lads from Halifax stood up in the aisle as soon as it was permitted, and began to “hold court” with anyone who cared to listen, apparently thinking that anyone within earshot was even mildly interested. He and the rest drank as much as they were allowed to do, and started shouting to the other half of the group 10 rows behind us. The groom wore a bridal veil and little else. They had insightful and intelligent discourse with one of the hen groups, and they all thought everyone was having as much fun as them.

 

It was irritating at best. Perhaps a little uncomfortable… possibly intimidating. A young girl in front of me was very anxious about flying, and it was no help to her.

 

Newsflash: It’s not all about you, stag/hen boys and girls.

 

The cabin crew dealt with them admirably, and stopped things getting out of hand. Those guys earn their money.

 

“Turn a deaf ear to those who shout the loudest, for an honest man need not raise his voice.”

Richard Salsberry

 

Moving on to better things. We escaped the plane at Alicante and made for Alacant Terminal for the Barcelona train, next stop Valencia. The dusty land north of Alicante slid past. The towns of Sax & Villena pass by with their fairytale castles perched up on crags. 

 

We pass briefly into Castile La Mancha before returning to Communidad Valenciana. The valley grows greener, and becomes more recognizable as the approach to La Huerta de Valencia. Xativa (another amazing castle) and Alzira pass by. We get a glimpse of L’Albufera de Valencia before our eventual arrival at Estacion Joaquin Sorollla. 

 

Just over 11€ each for that 1hr 45min trip Alicante to Valencia, On a comfortable, quiet, on-time train. State-owned railways. Just saying.

I'm not going to put any pictures of cockroaches
on here. I hate it when they do that with spiders
and stuff on social media. Here's the view
from the balcony on a nice morning.

 

We had special welcome to the apartment on this visit. Whoever had left the apartment last had firmly closed the bathroom door, thereby creating a very dark, very warm, very humid environment. Attracted by this, a cockroach had come up from the world below to welcome us back. It was the size of a small cat3. 

 

They do say (although apparently it isn’t true) that these critters could survive a nuclear war, but it couldn’t survive a middle-aged man armed with a hastily unpacked single flip-flop4. It was returned from whence it came.

 

Despite the hot and humid weather in Valencia sometimes creating an environment that these pests like, we still encounter relatively few of them. 

 

But I have dwelled upon distractions. We were back in Valencia for the first time since early January 2022. A 2-week summer holiday with sun, light, warmth, joy, relaxation, smiles, beaches, tastes, walks, journeys, encounters and surprises… all based around our beloved apartment in La Saïdia.

 

With visits from family, and several tenants, the apartment had been almost fully occupied since February. It was looking a little “lived-in” but everything was OK. We settled back in remarkably quickly.

 

Perhaps a lick of paint after Christmas.


The humidity was high for the first evening and the next day. A meander down the road to a favourite café was far enough, but a delight as ever. With cold bottles of beer, we looked around the tables, looked at the people. Regular, normal, working (and now relaxing) local Spanish people.

 

As local cafés go, this place is a bit special. There must be a café every 50 metres or so whichever way you turn in La Saïdia. You look up every street and see the sombrillas that give the punters a little shade, and they tend to have half a dozen street tables or so. But Cosas Ricas5 got lucky. Its corner spot on a busy crossroads affords it additional space, and they enjoy 20+ tables under shady trees outside, in addition to a relatively large inside space. They add tables when there is demand, rather than turning anyone away.

 

The family who run this local gem, descended from a family who left China for a new life several generations ago, work extremely hard and charge low prices for everything. This combination means that Cosas Ricas is always full.

 

So, back to the people around us that evening, for they add the soul to every place we go:

 

2 x 40-something ladies. Close friends, cousins perhaps. A long heart-to-heart. Some tears. Lots of listening. Reassurance, hugs. Another vino blanco. Smiles before farewells.

 

2 x 20-something guys. Too many beers. Bottle spilt onto phone. A costly blunder. An awkward departure, and an unsteady walk home.

 

Large group of slightly older 20-somethings. Pintas, bravas, chipirones. Stories of their week, laughs and friendship.

 

Large family group of at least 3 generations. Bickering toddlers who tucked in silently as soon as food arrived. Adults enjoying each other’s company and more chipirones. Aunties, cousins brothers, mums and dads, little ones that were more than a handful. Littler ones asleep on Mama’s shoulder. Seemed a happy table, despite the 2 brothers having a customary mini-argument as one hoisted his toddler onto his shoulders and said his goodbyes. Family stuff.

 

Group of 40-somethings. Only adults, perhaps family. A little more expensively dressed than most. Bocadillos and Estrella Damm. Gentle, calm conversation… relaxing into the holidays.

 

The Ancianos. 2 couples in the 70s or 80s. Tortilla and cañitas. Café con hielo. Muted chat. “Tavern murmur” as Laurie Lee might have described it. Talk of weather and health, but gentle good humour also.

 

It’s a special place, much loved by us and obviously most of the area. There are often birthday celebrations here. It’s becoming so popular that a busker appeared one evening. I’d suggest that this is unheard of outside the old town.

 

All of this leads me on to the places we go to on a summer holiday visit, and of course, the people who make these places what they are:

 

La Saïdia:

 

As well as Cosas Ricas and its characters described above, we have the rest of La Saïdia. Our distrito (and Barrio Tormos within that) is a place we try to leave far too often! We go to the old town, we go to Barrio del Carmen, we go to the beach, we get a bit touristy sometimes. On this visit, we made a bigger effort to “live” in La Saïdia a little more.

 

Our nearest supermarket has had a facelift and an upgrade. It was good, now it’s better. They’ve added a counter where you can buy freshly made Spanish delights… paella, empanadas, tortilla, arroz al horno… even burgers if you must. The fresh meat and fish are superb. The fresh vegetables amazing as always. We took tomatoes in chunks for our beach picnic, olive oil and salt added. Tasty, simple stuff. The essence of Spanish food.

 

After buying a decent rosado a couple of times at around 3.50€, we spotted one for 1.85€ or so, and gave it a go. It was better.

Waiting at the Sagunt tram stop.

There’s a Lidl as well, on the way to the Sagunt tram stop. Ridiculously cheap, with excellent bread and pastries, loose frozen seafood and excellent charcuteria. There are countless fresh fruit shops with produce to die for, and a bazaar chino on almost every street… shops that you rely on more than you’d care to admit.

There’s an excellent pizza place 2 minutes from our apartment, run by an eastern European couple who have excellent Spanish, and bend over backwards to make sure their customers are happy. The pizzas are excellent. She apologized to me for the menu being in Spanish… she brought us beers while we waited for our pizzas. I’m so happy to see it busy after Covid and all those challenges for such places.

 

Our neighbours always say a friendly “hola, buenas” outside the lift, or around the building, as they select the part of the block with the coolest breeze, all accompanied by their ubiquitous dogs. Trilby hat guy still lives next door, looking a little unwell perhaps. He dotes on his little dog, supported by his elegant, friendly wife. The street cleaners continue their epic struggle… the guys refurbishing an apartment across the road strictly observe the 8.45am start time before they start cutting tiles again. The “whole August” holiday is a thing of the past for some.

 

2 people playing Irish fiddle and tin whistle on a balcony across the street in the evening. An anciano in the apartment he shares with his elderly wife (above the refurb one) tends to his extensive collection of caged birds on his tiny balcony. The birdsong is pretty and it’s obviously a fascinating hobby for him, but I long to see them released.

The taxis, the buses, the trams, the patinetes, the backward and forward, the ebb and flow. The Valencian-style double-parking puzzle, the shouting up to balconies, the poor guys with their heads in the basura, looking for anything they can use. The flags of South American nations proudly displayed on balconies. The raised voices from the card school that can get a little heated at the café we can see from our balcony. There is dark and light, but this is the soul of the community.

 

These things don’t happen in a Brit enclave near a Brit resort. They don’t happen on stag nights in Benidorm. I read something about a British woman who complained that there were too many Spanish staff in her Benidorm hotel. La Saïdia and Tormos deliver us from that. It may be an “up and coming” area, but I think it will always deliver us from that.

 

The Tranvia:

Flowering tress on Calle Almassora
from the morning tranvia.


Metrovalencia
is wondrous. We didn’t use any of the underground part on this visit, but we used the overground trams almost every day, to make the 20-minute journey to the beach. For less than 1€, we pick up the tranvia at Sagunt and arrive at the beach after a (normally) effortless and relatively comfortable tram ride. From Sagunt to Platja Les Arenes is a direct route, although the service does detour down Calle Almassora to deliver its passengers to Pont de Fusta, as close to the old town as it can go.

It then proceeds through the bustling6 residential area of Benimaclet (change here for the underground folks) and right through the huge Universitat Politècnica campus until it reaches the Cabañal and the beachside stops.

 

As with public transport across the world, you meet some interesting characters.

 

Students. There are many summer schools at the Universitat Politècnica. At any of the stops between Benimaclet and Beteró, you’ll see a mass influx or exodus (depending on the time of day) of students and tutors. Heads in phones, giggling, flirting, jostling for position, planning, preparing… the future of Europa.

 

Tourists. We’re not really tourists any more, but we still feel their pain at times. Staring up at the metro route above the door. Jumping off to endorse a ticket, then back on as the doors threaten to close. Line 4 or 6? Which stop for the beach? Why can’t I buy a ticket on Sundays? Are we there yet?

 

Valencianos. On this tram, they will mostly be going to the beach. All ages, shapes and sizes. They’ll often have a cool box and beach chairs. A sombrilla. Laughing over unfeasibly large inflatable unicorns. Backpacks and towels. Kids and pushchairs. I listened to one kid of about 5 (I can understand them better that adults, they speak more clearly) explaining to his mother that in Valenciano you say mascara, but in Español, you say mascarilla7. You can consider me impressed.

 

The interesting characters. A guy staggered on at Beteró one day with a bicycle. Heavily inked, his eyes hooded with intoxication. He looked on the verge of collapse. He stood over us, and it was certain that he would fall onto us, his eyes closing all the time. We were all spared disaster when he found a bit more space and moved away. A lady in what had once been neat and stylish denim sat close to us and obsessively brushed invisible dirt from herself and her clothes for 15 minutes. One guy got on, inexplicably scraped away at a large bolt with some scissors next to a group of very wholesome American students, then got out some silver foil and a lighter, squeezing himself into a corner to do his thing.

 

As a good friend of mine might say: “Lads, it’s not all sunshine and roses, you know”.

 

The aircon is fine in the mornings on this beach-bound tram, but can’t always cope through to the early evenings, and the carriages can become crazy hot. Top tip: The carriage nearest the driver has the best aircon8.

 

The beach.

 

It’s difficult to know where Playa de Las Arenas (the beach nearest the port) meets Playa del Cabañal… and where that meets Playa de la Malvarrosa. They all add up to a thousand-acre beach that effortlessly accommodates thousands of beach-goers.

 

Along this stunning stretch, evenly-spaced all the way to Patacona, are 16 fetching blue-and-white striped beach quioscos. They sell all manner of cold drinks, coffee, granizados, toasted bocadillos, fruit, snacks, sun cream, ice cream. They are staffed by friendly guys and girls who serve at the quiosco and manage the sunbeds… all overseen by a business called Mar y Sombra, contracted by the Ayuntamiento. Cheery folks in buggies bring them stock and change during the day, and it seems a happy operation.


The beach is so large that all of this only takes up the first 30 metres or so, from the sea up the beach. Behind the quioscos, it’s a long, hot walk back to Paseo Maritimo9, this Sahara-space only inhabited by the most ardent of sun-worshippers.

We love this beach. It’s not the prettiest beach we’ve ever been to (Cala en Porter Menorca, maybe) and it doesn’t have the best facilities (Platja d’Illetes, Mallorca maybe) or the best chiringuitos (La Cala de Mijas, without a doubt) but it’s our city beach. It has everything you need, and it’s home to the most eclectic crowd you could imagine in the summer months. All ages, countless nationalities, shapes, sizes and languages. It’s a bit like an expertly-prescribed antidote to Brexit.

 

The beach-going couple are common citizens of la playa, some with the aqua & white striped towels of the large Hotel Balneario Las Arenas that looms large and quite ugly directly behind the beach, but there are some on more budget-friendly visits…. many local people also.

 

The beach-going groups are fascinating. The most common are groups of 20-something lads. Whatever their nationality, they talk and laugh loudly enough to make sure everyone knows that they’re having a great time with their amazing mates. Their music is generously shared with everyone around them, as is the smell of their weed at times. Some of them even take their litter away with them.

 

Mostly this is OK… often it’s endearing. A group of young Italian teens (singing along word-perfect to every tune) were sweet enough to send a spokesperson over to us to make sure we didn’t have a problem with their music. We didn’t, and it was nice that they asked.

 

For a few moments, I couldn’t escape the feeling that they asked us because we looked old enough to object, but I soon shook that off and got a cold beer.

 

As we started down the boardwalk from Paseo Maritimo to our usual spot one morning, a US college basketball team were going through training drills on the top part of the beach. As we got comfortable, they moved down towards the sea. In the meantime, a group of support staff (and families perhaps) had come to the beach also. As the players played an elaborate and noisy game of football in the sea, bellowing and whooping for everyone’s enjoyment, the support staff and families planned their day.

 

An older lady (Stetson-style hat, mirror sunglasses) had been given (or perhaps assumed) a matriarchal role over a group of the younger women. This Patroniser-in-Chief floated here and there, trying to engage everybody, and criticise everything. She started trying to organize sunbeds for the group, but negotiations hadn’t gone well, perhaps due to her attitude. She finished a conversation with one of the local Valencian sunbed guys with the words:

“I know you’re speaking English, but I’m not catching any of it”.

 

Had I been in a position to influence the situation, she would have been wearing a sunbed after that comment, but the sunbed guy took this in his stride in typical style.

 

Our sporting heroes eventually left to go on jet skis, or to the “aquarium”, or just to “hang out”. Their volume made it easy to know their plans for the rest of the day.

 

Newsflash: It’s not all about you, basketball boys and girls.

 

Some of the support staff had quite understandably found their own sunbeds slightly further afield, and hunkered down out of sight for the day.

 

The team shall remain nameless on here, but I don’t think they did themselves proud on the beach that day. They didn’t read the room, as you might say. It turns out they were playing a few games around Europe on a pre-season trip, then back home. Good luck to them.

 

After our first couple of cloudy, very humid days, the weather was stunning for the rest of our visit. It was hot, but with the right amount of breeze to make it comfortable on the beach. Playa del Cabañal shimmered and basked day after day under a cloudless Valencian blue sky. Clouds would bubble up on far horizons to the North West, as if to remind us that clouds were still a thing. The sea temperature was over 20º, and amazing for swimming. That beach has it all, and we left on our last full day with heavy hearts.

 

But we celebrate this incredible weather with caution. Spain’s forest fire season had started months earlier than usual. Trees in July were as dry as they might be in October due to the driest conditions for years. Fires raged in many areas across Spain, threatening lives, livelihoods, nature and the environment. They stretched resources, and pushed the forest firefighters (actual heroes, who may also play basketball) to their limit.

 

Water reserves were very low also. Commercial ice production was drastically reduced during our stay to save water and energy. Supermarkets had no stocks after the first hour of opening on a day-to-day basis10. El Gobierno ordered that public indoor spaces limit air conditioning to save energy. It never felt like an emergency situation to us, but we’re the lucky ones. Low water and energy levels will affect others much more than us, alongside their other day-to-day challenges.

 

Street art on Calle Alta.
Rain was forecast after our visit, at least for some Northern regions. Let’s hope it’s enough to put the fires out and fill the reservoirs, and that it reaches further south. It feels like autumn and winter will be welcome this year in many ways.

 

The old city and Barrio del Carmen.


When we ventured out of our barrio on this visit, it was almost always to the old town, particularly to the Barrio del Carmen. Many of our favourite bars and restaurants are here, or close by. It’s an easy walk from the apartment to Café Sant Jaume… a steady stroll down Avenida Constitucion, across Puente San Jose, and into the barrio.

 

I think you either get it or you don’t. The sights, sounds and smells (particularly in August) of the Barrio del Carmen won’t be for everyone, but I find it irresistible. Calle Alta meanders its cobbled, charismatic route down past Refugio and the police and fire headquarters… into Plaza Sant Jaume. The café terrace is always full with a mixture of locals and visitors, young and old. Cars turn the corner into the street down the side of Plaza d’Espart, dodged by Taberna de Marisa’s staff, and are swallowed up into the narrow lanes leading down towards the back of La Llonja and Plaza Doctor Collado.

We often follow that route… we have 3 favourite places around Doctor Collado alone to enjoy. Further on, we pass our very, very most special favourite on Calle Correjeria11, then Plaza Negrito has its own kind of charm, and Calle Caballeros completes the circle.

 

It will be no surprise to anyone that the people in the barrio are a colourful mix. A street guy walks past, delicately cupping a parakeet chick in his hands. A blind guy makes his way across the busy road from his favourite bar to enjoy another cigarette… his companion inside (an older Hemingway look-alike who I sadly failed to get a photo of) falling asleep in his chair in the warm evening, under baroque-style mirrors and Joaquín Sorolla prints.

 

An opera-singing busker is impressive… another gets right into everybody’s space with shouted pop tunes and poor chat. Waiters and ayuntamiento workers and guys selling lighters and captains hats and bangles and shell necklaces. Dogs and bicycles, the glory of San Nicolas de Bari, the beauty of the Convento del Carmen, the rose sellers, the beggars, the ever-amazing market, the never-ending cycle of it all.


Incredible place. We sat gazing at Café Sant Jaume from across the road on our last day. We’d be descending the dark stairway to budget airline-world later, but for now, we have sun through the trees in Plaza Sant Jaume, cold pre-lunch beers, and the knowledge that we would be back soon.

 

The apartment.

 

And finally, our beloved apartment. If we had one of the much sought-after lofts in Ruzafa, I don’t think we’d love it more. If we had a penthouse in Canovas, I don’t think we’d love it more. If we had a villa with a pool in a Brit enclave, I’d hate myself every time I unlocked the door.

 

(But I do have half an eye on the Cabañal, it has to be said).

 

Our apartment is in normal, everyday, working, existing Spain. I wouldn’t have it any other way. It sits in an ever-fascinating community of diverse, genuine and very resilient people. I reckon they’d survive a nuclear holocaust. Then they’d turn around and ask if we still had enough conejo for the Sunday paella. Priorities.

 

A tiny gecko joined us in the living room on the last couple of nights, dodging behind pictures and looking for mosquitos to eat. It won’t pay the bills, but it’s a welcome tenant all the same.

 

Back in October maybe… tenants permitting. And I’ve said it before, but I’ll say it again… definitely Fallas this time.

 

Buena suerte.

 

 

 

1Manchester. Nothing “Flagship” about it. On the way back, one of the cabin crew announced that the airport had a serious staff shortage, and if you didn’t get your luggage from the carousel, it might as well have gone to Narnia. You’ll never see it again.

 

2Apparently, after making their way through all nine circles of Hell, Dante and Virgil reach Benidorm. Here they meet a number of stag and hen groups, eat English breakfasts and complain that the bacon isn’t the same as Tesco’s. More Carling anyone?

 

3The reality is that it was the size of a large cockroach.

 

4For some reason, I feel the need to apologise to anyone offended by its demise. In my defence, it’s estimated that the world population of cockroaches is somewhere between 1 and 2.8 trillion. No extinction warnings have been issued.

 

5If you’re engaged enough with this blog to look for Cosas Ricas on google maps, you’ll find that it’s called Coses Bones on there. By order of someone (in the Valencian Regional Government?) every single tiny thing in Valencia on google maps has been changed into the Valencian language. I get that you want to change street names. I get regional identity. But Cosas Ricas is the name above the door. The place is called Cosas Ricas.

 

6The word “bustling” is brought to you by everybody’s favourite show… A Place in the Sun. They’ve had our area on once or twice, you know.

 

7Masks are mandatory on all public transport, including taxis. Almost everybody wears one without complaint, even when it’s 37º outside. One tranvia driver refused to open the doors at a couple of stops, when there were people on the platform without mascarillas.

 

8Every day’s a school day, kids.

 

9Boardwalks. There are boardwalks, it’s all good.

 

10The very definition of a First World Problem. Apologies.

 

11I’m not here to promote any business, nor am I sponsored to do so in any way. But go to Tinto Fino Ultramarino on Calle Correjeria. You’ll thank me for it one day.